Cute animals frolic for your delectation and delight

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The advantage of the lowest common denominator is that it is a common denominator. Admittedly some denominators are more common than others but still, who am I to cast the first stone when discussing the peccadilloes of  the unsophisticated? Similarly I am not going to direct aspersions at the Philistines. (A people whose grave goods prove it’s possible to be both a hard bunch of lads who would regularly knock seven bells out of their neighbours; whilst simultaneously being a sensitive and creative people with a deft touch with ceramics and colour.)

Still if common is what is demanded, then common is what we supply, the customer is always right.

Even when they’re not.

Honest

But setting aside this moment of doubt what am I waffling about and will I ever come to the point?
It’s as simple as this. You might have noticed I write a blog. If you haven’t noticed this then I suggest you stop reading briefly and take a good look at the screen, gaze in awe at all the gubbins that form a backdrop to my deathless prose.

But don’t stop for too long, some of us have work to do and I cannot spend all day explaining this.

Where was I? Oh yes, I write a blog. To cut a long story short I looked at this virtual heap of blog posts, shuffled through them and pulled out those which involved sheep, Border Collies, quad bikes and farming life generally. Then I put them into some sort of order and tidied it up. (You know the sort of thing, filed off any hanging electrons, gently tapped round the edges with a ball-pein hammer to make sure they all fit, and then just rub it all over with a bit of emery paper to ensure you don’t get splinters off it.)

Anyway, once it was ready I put it into a suitable electronic format and stuck it on Amazon where, for a mere £0.99 you can purchase it for (as we say in the title) your delectation and delight.

 

So what do you get for your money?

The horns of Elfland, faintly blowing

Four lesbians in a fast car

The third great lie

Ya bluidy auld witch

Sheep, a socket set and a dog that howls back at police cars

 

And so much more

 

Go on, treat yourself.

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06X6M3SYL

 

 

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14 thoughts on “Cute animals frolic for your delectation and delight

  1. willmacmillanjones February 22, 2017 at 1:44 pm Reply

    Reblogged this on willmacmillanjones.

  2. The Story Reading Ape February 22, 2017 at 2:42 pm Reply

    Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Attention all Jim Webster (and short stories) Fans – Here’s his latest NEW RELEASE (for 99p / 99c) 👍😃

  3. anisioluiz2008 February 22, 2017 at 3:28 pm Reply

    Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.

  4. Let's CUT the Crap! February 23, 2017 at 12:11 am Reply

    It’s a rare dog who writes this well. Congratulations on this release. 😛

    • jwebster2 February 23, 2017 at 6:47 am Reply

      I’ll pass the message on, she’s bound to feel suitably gratified 😉

      • Let's CUT the Crap! February 24, 2017 at 5:30 pm

        Ha ha. Everyone should feel good about things they do well. 😀

      • jwebster2 February 24, 2017 at 5:41 pm

        Border collies take most things in their stride 🙂

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